Now it's signs like this that make me wish I lived in Canada, but then I remember what else goes on in Canada and I'm okay with my silly little life here in The States.

One of the best songs ever. And you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better.

What happens when all those people responsible for coming up with the fact you find under a snapple cap get writer's block?

Listen kids, it's Thursday August 28th and I'm ridiculously drunk on Obama Bombs (not like that) and I'm not absolutely sure why I think this is funny, but if you care about the future of America, you should watch this video. Watch. It.

Tim and Eric give us the fantastic game 'Its Not Jackie Chan', the award winning new trivia game brought to you by Cinco games.

The election team calls on some old beer ads to help them cover the Democratic National Convention.

As if televangelists aren't funny enough on their own, try one that farts on live tv.

I don't know about you, but when I think meth addiction, I think about a nice operatic song and dance number.

Tough job to take on the role of Bill Hicks, but if anybody could muster up the energy to be angry and scream about the injustices in the world, it would be Russell Crowe.

Drugs are bad, kids. Drugs are bad.

Besides the fact that I'm pretty sure that Spongebob is a boy, I think this list makes a pretty valid argument towards man on cartoon love.

Extra insurance? Am I gonna get in an extra accident?

Appearing Live August 27th at Comedy Juice Live at the Hollywood Improv. See Link on Left For Tickets!

Ernest Borgnine should've talked to Jesse Jackson about that whole whispering into a microphone on FOX News.

It's not rocket science, folks. It's an exercise ball to the face. Just watch.

Thank god it missed Texas and made its way over that hook shaped area South of us.